Goatriders of the Apocalypse

Quiz time

Riddle me this: how is leading off with Tyler Colvin any different from leading off with Alfonso Soriano?

Hint: It's not.

The one-spot should be given to Castro or Byrd. (Marlon is 2nd on the team with a .378 OBP; Soto leads the team in OBP with a .407, but I don't suppose you want to see his slow ass at the top of the order. Castro is 3rd with a .350 OBP so far this season.)

I don't want Soto's slow ass

I don't want Soto's slow ass leading off. I want him hitting fourth or fifth.

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