Goatriders of the Apocalypse

On the plus side, a lot of people seem to want you...

Former Met whipping boy and last year's Maestro di Meh, Aaron Heilman is on the move again.

Number 47 is now a D-Bag, traded for a St. Rita kid and a potential LOOGY.

My quick take?  I'd rather pay John Grabow 7 million than have to look at Aaron Heilman anymore.  He's kind of Jay Cutler looking, if you ask me.  Hope he enjoys the Bob, or whatever they're calling it these days.

I guess THIS is how Hendry is going to avoid arb hearings this year - trade all the arb eligibles!

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