Goatriders of the Apocalypse

Players Union considers filing greivance on behalf of Don't Wake Daddy

I wish this was another of my lame-brain concepts on which I attempt to attach some half-assed humor, but nope, this is fact.  The player's union is considering intervening on MB's behalf.  Somebody ought to shoot the players' union in the head.  It, more than anything else on the face of the earth, has ruined major league baseball.  Eff it in the eyesocket.

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