Goatriders of the Apocalypse

Breaking news - 2009 Cubs rushed to trauma center

it don't look like they're gonna make it

The 2009 Chicago Cubs are listed in grave condition, and are on life support.  It is reported that due to budget constraints, a "Do Not Ressucitate" order has been placed on the patient.  Next of kin has been notified.  No other comment was offered at the trauma center.

There is always next year.

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