Breaking news - 2009 Cubs rushed to trauma center

The 2009 Chicago Cubs are listed in grave condition, and are on life support. It is reported that due to budget constraints, a "Do Not Ressucitate" order has been placed on the patient. Next of kin has been notified. No other comment was offered at the trauma center.



There is always next year.
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