Goatriders of the Apocalypse

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I saw this on Deadspin today and it about killed me.  I thought it was one of the demented kids from the Stephen King bizarro world, or perhaps just a demented leprechaun.  It IS close to St. Paddy's Day, don't you know?  UPDATE: The Hoff is maintaining his vulgar display of power by dialing long distance AGAIN today.  Cubs 7, other guys 0, 2nd inning.

oh man

He needs to curl that thing up. That would be amazing.

I just don't understand

I just don't understand those Kurt Evans photoshops


Haha I want me gold!

He at least needs to comb

He at least needs to comb that mess out to where its not all crooked. He definitely looks like the leprechaun though, with that ginger goat and the crazy expression on his face. As long as he doesn't dye it green for St. Patty's Day or blue for the season, I'm good with the scruff. With spring training lasting for an eon this year he should have plenty of time to let it grow.

thanks for the

thanks for the clarification. for a second i thought this was one of those publicity driven signings where the cubs inked up scott ian of anthrax for a 1 day contract.

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