Children of the Corn
I saw this on Deadspin today and it about killed me. I thought it was one of the demented kids from the Stephen King bizarro world, or perhaps just a demented leprechaun. It IS close to St. Paddy's Day, don't you know? UPDATE: The Hoff is maintaining his vulgar display of power by dialing long distance AGAIN today. Cubs 7, other guys 0, 2nd inning.