1866 - Charlie Hallstrom born.  Nicknamed "The Swedish Wonder", Hallstron posted an 11.00 ERA over his 9 inning career.  Interesting side note: American's didn't have high opinions of Swedes back in the 19th century.

1953 - Immigration Commissioner Mackey warns aliens of possible deportation should they not file the proper papers.  Additional warnings made to aliens:

• use of Death Ray no longer permitted
• middle relievers are not simply appetizers for the Dark Overlord
• no pepper

2001 - Brian Giles wins Clemente Award.  The similarity to Clemente on the field was definitely there. Giles had an excellent offensive season showing good power while patrolling center field.  There were a few differences, however, as Giles preferred beating up pregnant women* in his spare time while Clemente delivered relief supplies to a ravaged Nicaragua.  Other than that...like twins.

(*allegedly)

2003 - Ivan Rodriguez signs on to play with the Marlins.  F***er.

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