The best move that no one would expect
Sign Rickey Henderson to a 1 year deal for 2009.
How awesome would that be? Yes he may be 50, but I'd rather have him as the 5th OF than Joey Gathright. Just listening to the guy talk is hillarious enough, and maybe he could teach Alfonso how to lead-off while he's on the team. It would be the 1st player to ever be elected to the Hall and then come back and play, why not in Chicago, the city where Henderson was born? Who knows maybe the guy can still play, I wouldn't doubt it. At least invite him to spring training because Rickey is the Greatest.