Goatriders of the Apocalypse

Marquis rumblings

Just a very brief post this morning ... Jason Marquis appears possibly maybe headed allegedly to the Rockies, supposedly. It doesn't much matter what the trade would be for, except that it is theoretically for reliever Luis Vizcaino.

Granted, Colorado is no longer the hitter haven and pitcher purgatory that it used to be, but Jason Marquis must've angered somebody in the Cubs to get sent to that place.

Anyway, we'll see how this develops, but I'm hoping beyond hope that it happens. Marquis is a turd sammich and Colorado is the much-needed compost, it would seem.


Marquis himself is not made of turd. He himself is the two slices of white bread that surround his contract, which is the turd in the turd sammich.

It isn't white bread...

It's challah

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