Since it seems like Hendry's ass is dragging...
...it appears that now is a good time to announce the completion of The Cubs Basement V2.0.
Not even hundred-year-floods can wash away the greatest bastion of Cubs hope west of Clark Street!! New additions include the gorgeous blue microfiber sofa, the Miller Lite - Wrigleyville sign, and do NOT include a Cubs slot machine, since the slots do not offer the odds that roulette or even blackjack boasts.
Now that temperatures are below zero, I have a cozy cave to hibernate the winter away, only to reappear once again when Hendry finally signs the left-handed right fielder everyone says we so desperately need.
Until then, buy the book and don't stick yer tongue on any basketball poles.