Whoa Whoa Whoa
It looks like former Goat Rider Mastrick is falling behind in the Douchebag Tournament over on Another Cubs Blog. anyone who remembers the endless posts about Aramis and his cock fighting days knows that he should be an easy Final Four finisher.
Go over and vote Mastrick. Don't let him down. Or up. Or whatever.
Do you have any links to some of Mastrick's old stuff?
Much appreciated if you can find it rather easily. Don't waste time if it's not easy to find it. Not that big of a deal.
I'll be happy to EMail you
I'll be happy to EMail you links to the, uh, highlights a little later tonight.
Throw the links up on here.
Throw the links up on here. I would enjoy going back and seeing how big of a douche he is.
This is the post in which
This is the post in which Mark lovingly compared cock fighting with stoning women to death: http://www.goatriders.org/node/1810
In the comments section, Mark goes on to say such wonderful things like, "Aramis Ramirez is a piece o' trash," "he's obviously a demented individual and he shows no contrition whatsoever."
"I'd like to see that scumbag out of Chicago as soon as possible, he's not going to help the team with this. If I were a Major League pitcher with a pet and a three run lead I'd throw at his hands or wrists. I'll bet Ramirez is finished for the season by June, somebody will get him."
"Any guy who gets his jollies watching two roosters cut themselves to death has serious issues. I'd put Ramirez in this category, he is obviously not of sound mind. Aramis has a long-term contract - the Cubs are for sale. His stupidity has lowered the presumptive value that the team will net - IMO his salary should be adjusted accordingly. If Ramirez had a brain he'd be dangerous; this guy is just an idiot third baseman that has more dollars than sense. AND he has obvious mental issues."
Here's Mark's second post about his distaste re: Aramis: http://www.goatriders.org/node/1816 In this post, I make The Official Statement of Support.
Here's Mark complaining because this photoshop apparently implies that Kerry Wood is gay: http://www.goatriders.org/node/1836
This was the final straw: http://www.goatriders.org/node/1883
Thanks a lot, Kurt.
Mastrick had issues with gay people over on ACB as well before we kicked him out. I don't understand it, but I'm never going to understand him.
He is just Ridiculous. Glad
He is just Ridiculous. Glad the readers expressed thier stance on his position as a writer on this site.