For the panic-button slappers
It's the top of the 4th, the score is 3-0 with the Brewers leading.
Somewhere in Chicago, well, in a lot of places in Chicago, there sit Cub fans with a sinking feeling in the pit of their stomach. It's not because the Cubs are losing. It's not because Lilly is still pitching like it's October. Nope, the reason Cubs fans are upset is because they are over-reactory drama queens.
For the panic-button slappers out there, relax. The game's not even over yet! The season is long and the Cubs still have 160 chances to win 120 games.
Don't be chumps. Be fans. Seriously.
Um, sure
It would be a whole lot easier to calm the masses if there was a shred of evidence that Jim Hendry's vaunted offense knew how to manufacture a run.
4 runs scored; 4 came via the HR
A number like that means
A number like that means something ...
...in May. Maintain.
It's 2-5 in the seventh. Is
It's 2-5 in the seventh. Is it too early to jump yet?
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This has been a message of Pestilence
In all seriousness, I don't
In all seriousness, I don't think anybody should ever lose their positive after a crappy start in the first handful of games any season.