Goatriders of the Apocalypse

Monday photoshop - The Rocket's Trail of Guilt

I'm sure many of you are aware of the alleged photographs which prove that Roger Clemens was at Jose Canseco's party in 1998*.  Well, a loyal Goat Reader EMailed us several photos which unequivocally prove that Clemens is a juicer and a cheat. 

Rocket blast

*The thing I don't get is why Clemens had to have been at Canseco's party to learn about steroids.  I mean, they were on the same baseball team, right?  Couldn't they have talked about it at any given time? 

Were they not Red Sox together in 1996?

Although I do not wish to appear as if I am actually on the side of the big swole dickstick, the whole "Canseco's Party" thing just smacks of Hillary-esque desperation, by both Congress and McNamee.

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