Surely not Neifi!
Shocker news story of the day: MLB has suspended Tigers infielder Neifi Perez for 25 games for testing positive for a banned stimulant. Feel free to insert your own joke about how, if stimulants help players perform, just how bad will Neifi be when he gets back?
So far this year, our former Chicago hero (snicker) is batting .172 with 1 homerun, 3 doubles, and 6 RBI in 64 at bats. Unfortunately, Neifi was unable to comment on the matter as he was too busy mindlessly grinding his teeth while maniacally cleaning his apartment at 4:30 in the morning.
I think Neifi should be
I think Neifi should be pardoned from this conviction. Afterall, the "banned substance" clearly only worked on his head and hands. Both which are freakishly nonproportional to the rest of his body.
y2g
Since when is sucking ass a banned stimulant?
Performance enhancing?
I wonder how they ended up picking him to test? Usually they focus on players that are actually performing.....
Not the troll!
Could this mean that Cesar (the roaming gnome) Izturis is also using stimulants?
Neifi
At least he'll be getting a salary that's a little closer to what he's worth.