Goatriders of the Apocalypse

Guess who? (Game Recap: Cubs 2, Dodgers 3)

Stop me if you've heard this before: Cub starter goes quality, offense can't score enough runs, we lose a close one.

And now, the mitigating factors:

- Randy Wells was one pitch away from a super outing. He gave up six hits (a leadoff double, four singles, and a late, low, line-drive homer that barely made it out), walked one, and struck out seven. Whether it was bad mechanics, bad luck, or a combination of both, whatever was ailing Randy's ERA seems to have subsided.

- I promised you a guessing game in the title, so here goes. Check out these numbers, compiled over Mr. Mystery's last 47 at-bats:

.297 avg, .340 obp, .596 slg (i.e. .936 OPS), 4 HR in 47 AB

I know you know who it is, but still, that was fun, right? Of course, every time I look at Aramis' post-DL numbers, I wonder why he wasn't put on the DL earlier. Clearly, an Aramis Ramirez with one good thumb is a completely worthless hitter (see: April and May), so let's try to keep him healthy for the next season and a half, shall we?

- Kudos to the two Cubs who drove in runs last night. If you believe the numbers at Fangraphs, Geovany Soto is on pace for a more valuable season than his 2008 ROY campaign, and Alfonso Soriano has been worth $10.4 million in value over a replacement player thus far this season.

Just saying!

I just despise Furcal. The

I just despise Furcal. The Cubs still owe him a broken wrist.

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