I mean, other than the fact that my favorite fighting technique is rolling around on the ground and crying like a girl until the other guy gets so embarrassed by me that he leaves.

No, I'm actually just rather impressed by Barrett's ability to brush aside an intrascrotal hematoma, the worst two things I've seen coupled together since Nick and Jessica (*ba dum bum*), and actually say that he'd like to come back this season.

He isn't a total fool, though, as he's stated for the record that a cup that's literally bullet proof is one of the conditions of his return. Bulletproof, mortar-proof, scud missile-proof...whatever, as long is it keeps the ol' intrascrotal free of hematomas.