Are you Hungry yet
...for some baseball? (or food, either one)
I've got to say, it looks like my time is pretty freakin' nigh. I don't know if you've taken a look around the MLB recently, but there are some pretty beefy boys out there swinging their big sticks (not that there's anything wrong with that).
So, what with the Acocalypse upon us an all, I thought that it might be good if I finally turned off "The Apprentice" and got to work.
For those that are unfamiliar with me, there isn't a lot to say. I have a goat for ridin', I'm a touch on the skinny side, and the words most often out of my mouth are "Geez, man, I'm famished." I'm also currently in an Off-Broadway production of Cats as Tabby #3.
So, don't be alarmed if you read this and start yearning for some Lemonheads...that's just the power of my words. Also don't be alarmed if you notice Jim Edmonds has dropped a dress size or two.
Hopefully this entry is buried tomorrow by the usual "Cubs Win" entry that is the hallmark of every opening day (except for the opening days that the Cubs don't win) but until then, allow me wet your Cubbie whistle (just kidding, there's no such thing as a Cubbie whistle)
Cubs Opening Day Lineup: