Goatriders of the Apocalypse

2-Out 2-Strike LaTroy

Two-Out Two-Strike LaTroy
Really less a Man than a Boy
gets the first two outs
but then come the bouts
of impotence and there goes the joy

...that's the best I've got. Anybody got a better one?

kurt

I wrote one over on Desipio the other day. I'll look it up and post it here.

Scott G.F.

In the end, it's LaTroy on the bump
who pitches, like old people hump
with one strike to go
it's a save he did blow
leaving Cubs fans down in the dumps!

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