I was going to post a list of team nicknames today, but unfortunately movable type ate my article when I attempted to publish it. So, instead you're left with this minor update:

According to ESPN 1000 out of Chicago, Joe Borowski is back to only throwing in the mid 80's. I haven't seen anything more about that in the official news sources, so let's hope that's not true. If it IS true, then hopefully Hendry will secure a closer through a trade, or hopefully Dempster will be adequate.

I'll try to write and post the nickname article again tomorrow.