I know this is illogical, and I realize that none of the other big players are doing much, either, but....

...dammit, Hendry, do SOMETHING!!

Let us die-hards know that you are all doing something in the Ivory Tower besides eating the cookies that the secretaries brought from home, and playing Elf Bowling on your Nokias.

I need to know if I should fully commit to Nomar, or if I should start building up the Great Edgar Renteria in my mind.

I need to know if I should rent a large portion of McCormick Place so I can host my "Sam-Me is Gone" party.

I need to know if I should spend this winter doing what I have done the past 35 winters...counting on a Cubs pennant.