Goatriders of the Apocalypse

Somebody light the Hot Stove

I think the lack of Cub transactional activity has everyone in the CBA uptight and irritable. The other Cub boards are aflame with irrational personal griping and sniping, and that was even before I myself logged on this morning.

Well, after I got done, there's a few young whippersnappers who are gonna have to wipe twice as often, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Let me just take this moment to repent, and make a simple plea to all Cub fans, young and old, smart and dumb, full set of chromosomes, and otherwise, to unite, band together, and otherwise congeal into a singleminded force...

...to banish the world of Sammy Sosa!! uhh, I mean, pull for a Cubs World Series victory in 2005!

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