Goatriders of the Apocalypse

Gamecast: June 14th vs. Twins

Scott Baker (4-6, 5.59 ERA) vs. Ted Lilly (7-4, 3.00 ERA)

Story Lines

I feel like I'm watching Major League, and I'm ready for a Harry Doyle blow up:

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Anyway, the Cubs are sending staff ace Ted Lilly to the mound with a four-game losing streak on the line, and the season on the brink. We need a win, bad. I mean real bad.

Also, the Gerald Perry watch officially starts today. If Jim and Lou aren't going to do anything until Aramis Ramirez gets back, we might as well bring in a new hitting coach. Sometimes a team just needs a change, and it seems like Gerald is the most likely to go.

Who's Hot

The Twins - They are kicking the crap out of us.

Who's Not

The Cubs and the Brewers - thanks goodness the Brewers have sucked just as bad during this long losing streak.

Conclusions

I'm not one who usually loses hope, but it would be nice to see a little sign of life from the offense. Trotting out Aaron Miles and company is just not cutting it. We might as well try something different. How about we let Carlos Zambrano start or something? I'm just kidding, but I hope you get the point.

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